Apple Turnover God -- a Picture of the Infinite

I want to give this illustration of modalism a shot:

A rectangular puff pastry. The center is flat on the pan. The sides are folded up across the center. The center is the incomprehensible, eternal, infinite, and silent Ineffable Being. One side of it is the Ineffable's Consciousness, or "Spirit," which gives It voice. The other side is the "ignoranced" material manifestation Its Intelligence has become. Three modes, but only one Being. All three are the same Thing: the Ineffable No-thing, Its Consciousness, and the physical realm — the material manifestation OF Its intelligence. All these are the SAME God, but in different modes. Their essence is the Milta (Aramaic, see Alexander), which became manifest in the Season of Grace about two thousand years ago. This tri-mode Spirit INCLUDES us, the realization of which is the whole point of this exercise we are in.

Yes, I know apple turnovers are triangular, and this doesn't have apple in it. I hope you get the picture, anyway.