Better Than A Melon: Daisy, Dead Dog Candidate For President Of The United States

I would be remiss if I did not mention that my family's dog Daisy is running for President of the United States on the Choice Life ticket. Whether you are pro-life or pro-choice, you should be pro-Daisy. Daisy was a beautiful, loyal, and trustworthy black Labrador Retriever with a white patch on her chest. She died in 1952. Although she is dead, I believe she is a better choice than anyone else currently running for President. Daisy for a choice life! See her entire campaign at Dead Dog Daisy For President. Please VOTE FOR DEAD DOG DAISY this November. She's better than a melon. Thank you.