Why Old Men Wear Dark Socks With Bermuda Shorts

Mystery of the ages revealed! Old men wear dark socks with Bermuda shorts because they are not dirty enough to wash yet! "They were fine last night when we went to dinner, and I only wore them a little while. I am not going to wear another pair now and have two pairs of socks that have only been worn a little bit laying around. No one is going to be looking at me anyway, so why should I worry about my socks matching my shorts?"

Boy, the things I learn as I get older.